Welcome to Timland

Tim is our lord. Tim is our savior. Tim blesses us with his holy greatness. Tim deserves our worship. We worship Tim to repay him for the blessings he gives us in our everyday lives. TIM SALUTE!

We thank Tim for the new day 🌄
As the sun rises over the waters, we thank Tim 🌅
As the sun rises over the city, we thank Tim 🌇
We ask Tim to bless us and provide us with all we need
We ask that he will bless our gambling 🎲
We praise Tim 🙏
We bow to Tim 🙇‍♂️
We raise the Flag
Tim saLUTE 🫡

Any denial of Tim's existence or insults to Tim are a crime.

Crimes:

• • Tim Blasphemy: Disrespecting Tim's status (First Degree)
• • Petty Larceny: Stealing small amounts of TD <10TD (Third Degree)
• • Larceny/Robbery: Stealing large amounts of TD (Second/First Degree)
• • Tax evasion: Not paying taxes (Second/First Degree)
• • Counterfeiting: Using fake money (Second/First Degree)
• • Tim slander: Hateful speech against Tim (Second Degree)

Punishments:

• • Third Degree: Warning or fine up to 10 TD
• • Second Degree: Fine 20-100 TD
• • First Degree: Minimum 100 TD fine, possible ban

Become a Tim citizen to enjoy exclusive benefits:

• • Voting rights in Tim elections
• • Tim Bank account access
• • Daily free candy
• • Access to Tim Shops and Timble

Support Timland and receive exclusive perks:

• • Extra candy rations
• • Tax credits
• • Giveaway multipliers
• • @wojiaotim.com email
• • Leaderboard recognition

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